7 Vegan Meals That Secretly Hate You

Not all vegan meals are created equal.
Some are here to nourish you.
Others? They're here to ruin your date, murder your tastebuds, and leave you bloated, bitter, and questioning tofu.

These are the 7 vegan meals that lowkey hate you… and are definitely talking trash behind your back.

The Saboteurs:

1. Vegan Mac & Cheese
   It knows it’s lying. The cheese is missing. Your joy is too.

2. Chickpea "Tuna" Salad
   Smells like betrayal and tastes like regret. Chickpeas are not tuna. They never will be.

3. Lentil Loaf
   An abomination in meatloaf cosplay. Always dry. Always rude.

4. Raw Zucchini Noodles
   Slimy. Confused. Barely food. You're not a rabbit, Susan.

5. Coconut Bacon
   You tricked your friends once.
   But deep down, you know it’s burnt sugar chips.

6. Beet Burgers
   Bleeds like the real thing. Tastes like dirt and lies.

7. Nutritional Yeast Everything
   Nooch is a cult. Admit it. You don’t even like it — you're just afraid to leave.