7 Signs You’re Just a Junk Food Vegan

Veganism can be a beautiful journey of plant-based mindfulness...
Or it can be a non-stop buffet of Oreos, fries, and oat milk lattes with extra syrup.

If your gut feels like a fast-food drive-thru in a lettuce costume, you might be what we lovingly call:
A Junk Food Vegan.

Here are 7 dead giveaways:

1. You Know Every Flavor of Vegan Ben & Jerry’s
   And somehow... every pint is “for research.”

2. Your Air Fryer Is the Most Used Appliance in Your Home
   Bless it. But also, therapy.

3. You Think French Fries Count as a Vegetable
   Technically yes. Nutritionally no.

4. You Drink More Soda Than Water
   Sparkling counts, right? (Wrong.)

5. You Brag About Never Cooking a Day in Your Life
   And it shows... in your sodium levels.

6. You’ve Turned ‘Vegan Junk Food Hauls’ Into a Personality Trait
   #SnackGoals, #ConstipationAlsoGoals

7. You Forget Vegetables Exist Unless They’re Fried
   Broccoli tempura doesn’t count. Sorry.

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